I suck

I wanted to try and keep posting for this month.. but I obviously fail:(

8 months 18 Days!

So we are working on our invites, and its a pain in the ass... there are family members that I dont want to come, and those that want them to come.. We have decided that we want to have someone we know officiate our wedding, but the stupid Albertan govnt will only let people they have chosen do it, so now we are actually getting married the day before our wedding so we can get hitched by the person we want!


FUN TIMES!!!!!!!


Week 2 of our diet and still going strong! M is doing WAY better than me and I hate it!

8 months 19days!

Today was a hella busy day! I woke up early, went to Ikea for $1 breakfast! then went to City Center, picked up a Large Vase (yes to put a fish in, I prefer it to flowers) and a pair or $70 underwear!

What a day!

8 MONTHS AND 20 DAYS!

So I posted the countdown on my facebook, and everyone is now commenting that I am preggers! First off.. M and I have been trying for assbabies for over a year now with no luck.. I think my ovaries might be shot! So its very rude of people to say such a thing.. a man can become quite sensitive to that! Second... everyone knows we want to adopt an asian girl and name her suelingo... YES its after the chick on Global! But spelled differently, it has a nice ring to it! (I saw the sex in the city movie and lilly won me over!)

If you have yet to see it BTW check out the TV show Modern Family M and I are convinced that they follow us and the two gay characters in the show are actually us :(

One a Day!

I am following Lojo's note and going to try for this blog month thing! I dont know if I can think of something everyday!

Lets see..

M and I have started a diet! WOOT! he is dropping pounds like crazy.. Im just having more frequent B/M's (Lojo you know what Im talking about! Its not Bjorn Megatron!)

Its a soup diet! One day is all fruit, next all veggies, and then it comes to 2 days that all you eat is soup and steak! The KEG is going to LOVE us! lord knows Im not cooking it!


BTW: 8 months and 21 days till the BIG DAY!!!

The Joint!

So we just took the big plunge and got a joint account! Recently my bank decided to be homophobes so I closed my account and told them to shove it up their ass! I feel like I am domesticating more and more each day! The Big day is only 10 months away! GOOD LORD LET THE GROOMZILLA FREE!!!!!!!!

I think its a little much that everything is planned now.. we just need to start with the purchases!

PS: I am now taking gay mens yoga, and bought a bowflex... Im going to be soooo f'ing hot for this thing!

Work... Work... Work

So right now I am working 2.5 jobs.. and they are all good.. Recently my .5 job has made me think I should of taken more notes in English, actually done my papers and maybe learn how to spell!!

Check out my article.. Trans Healthcare Nightmare! 19 cents too steep to save lives?
(www.gaycalgary.com)

I think I did a good job! I mean come on look at my blog.. you can tell Im not exactly the best with words!

Maybe I can start a hilarious advice column, I know EVERYONE wants my opinion!!!!