On my way to work today I decided to call up my cellular provider to see what was going on since I noticed they had changed their plans up quite a bit.. and I got a wonderful little gem called unlimited Long Distance in Canada!!! So I decided to call my peep up in NS.. Well.. it has been in the works for quite a while now that she was coming here for new years, and we were going to party like its 1999... Well.. that was until today, when she informed me that she might not be able to because she has to leave on the 2nd!!!
J- Yeah.. I dont know if its going to work
W- WHAT! are you serious.. you cant do this to me.. I was soo excited, I had like pre ejaculatory fluid pumping out!
J- *laughing* HAHA, eww
W- Im serious.. the thought of partying with you made me wet.. I dont know what Ill do if you ditch me.. Ill start to chafe.. I cant do that! with out wetness It will be all sandpaperish!!
J-*laughs even more* Oh my.. I couldnt do that! Blue Ball a friend!
W- Not only that, I would have nothing to do! I would sit in a corner singing Britney Spears, but instead of the Regular lyrics it would be "gimme gimme JEN, gimme gimme gimme JEN.. or maybe Jen-a-nizer Jen-a-nizer oh your a Jen-a-nizer" It would be horrible!
J-*spits up a little bit with a laugh that now sounds a little like a snort*
W- Im serious.. you cant do that to me!
J-Ok, Ill come.. I dont want you to resort to that! I mean Blue Balls, Dry Genitals, and Britney remixes... that would be the worst New years Ever!
W- Thanks.. I knew I could count on you!!
OMG, I have the greatest friends a gal could ask for!
4 comments:
BAHAHAHAHA.
Wow.
By the way, my laugh does NOT sound like a snort... does it?
That is too awesome, glad to hear I'm not the only one that resorts to Britney spears when trying to guilt a friend back over to the dark side LOL!
Sounds like an awesome chick!
A kid I work with recently asked, "Lindsay? Do you know if there is such thing as bad bum sex?".
I told him I'd ask you. :)
1) haha... yes your laugh sounds like a snort when I really get you going!
2) She is awesome, and yes Britney does wonders!
3) Yes.. Just tell him sometimes it can be quite shitty! (haha, get it.... ewwww) Other than that Its a wonderful wonderful thing!
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