I went into work today to get a little work done, but before heading out this morning my room mate and I had decided perhaps we should use our fridge as more than an art piece in our kitchen.. Well I got a little side tracked and time got away from me, so instead of taking the bus, I decided to call a cab!
15 min later a white van pulls up (I hate taking the van cabs.. makes me feel like a loser) and I hop in the front seat (back seat = more of a loser) After telling him where I needed to go, he starts driving and then asks me if I was opening up a store.. or what the Building I came out of was all about... HAHA! Awkward!! the easiest way to confuse people is saying its a "Centre for Sexual Minorities" but no... this guy wouldnt leave it alone.. So I break out the "its a centre for th Gay, lesbian, bi, trans, and Queer community"... he sits there for a min with out saying anything and adds that he has seen trannies before but only on TV!
I told him that Alberta has the highest rate of Trans people seeing how we are the only province that covers the Surgery.. and he was baffled!
He then goes on to tell me this story!
"When I was little in Uganda, I met a Prophet and he told us his story. When he was 19 he went to the well in his village to get water, as he looked into the well he fell asleep and fell into the well.. When he woke up he had drifted down a river, but something was different! He was no longer man, she was now a woman... and a beautiful woman at that! all the men wanted to get with her. after a few years she met a man and married! They had children, but to her it always felt weird because on the inside she knew she was a man! One day many years later the woman went to the river to gather some water and once again fell asleep! This time drowning.. She woke up to find herself back at the well as a 19 year old boy! He went back to his village and everyone was so surprised to see him! it had been 25 years that he was missing..."
Anywho... It was cool.. he was a cool old man! Had some good views on life!
1 comment:
Nice story, dudes.
Just saw your comment about the tattoo. Give me specific details as to how big you want it, where you want to get it on the body what you want the robot to look like, etc., and I'll totally do it up for you.
You know, I think I still have that picture of Rotten Vag and I on my phone. Mwuahaha!
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