I question myself at times

Okay, I was going through YouTube.. bored one day, and I decided to look up some videos .. and I came across this!


And I fell in love! OMG WHAT A CUTIE!!! So Im sitting here, creaming over how damn cute he is, and all the wonderful things Id like to do to him... wondering if he would still have that adorable little smile... and I scroll down looking through his 100 videos.. and I come across this!


Im telling you nothing kills the moment like finding out a guy you like dresses like a woman!




Im going to go sleep with my boyfriend now just to make sure Im not digin' the pork Taco!

WOMEN!

Why is it that women think gay men have no boundaries? I mean.. The past week has been pretty crazy.. I am saying things I never thought I would ever say in my life!

"are your boobs real? they're huge"
"no, they are new.. wanna feel them?"
"Sure!"

OMG! I think I have touched more boobs this week than any straight man I know! And dont even get me started on dancing! GOOD LORD! If you dont let hetero men all up in there why in hell would you try and make a gay guy?! YUCKYYYYY!!! Im going to start having nightmares about the pork taco!!! And, I would like to take this time to clear the air about some things...

FAG-HAG = A woman who clings to a gay man, to bring excitement into her life, who needs to lose more than a few pounds and probably shaves everyday!


FAG-SESSORY = A woman who has style, like a murse, we carry you around with us, use you to flaunt our talents, and to bag the guy we want.. You could totally go out on your own, we just have so much fun that you dont.

I have no FAG HAGS in my life.. They tend to drag you down!

Whip it... Whip it good

Every once and a while at the Centre, we are sent some intern students to work for us (I really like free workers) and this round about I have 2 high energy little blonds! Lets just say first off... they really do have more fun! Yesterday we went to Ikea, and OMGL... We would go to every little set up room and pretend we were living in it, and take a picture! It was a Hoot! However, the best part was when we went to this little shop 3 doors down from the Centre.. Its a leather/kink shop! We are putting on a fundraiser, and it is the job of these students to get us items for a silent auction, and people to do acts in our talent show.. well, we go over there to see if they have anything they would be interested in donating.. the Owner introduces herself, and her husband and then the Husband leads us over to this little back room, unlocks the door and tells us we can pick anything we want.... the 3 of us look at this wall, and there is masks, whips, floggers, ball gags, cock rings... just about anything you can think of! We stand there and try and think of what someone would want.. lets just say none of us have ever thought about anything in this room! Until, the girls eye was taken by a gold sparkling flogger! They were mesmerized!! after about 30 min of trying to decide, the owner comes over and lent us a hand, telling us what things did, and what he thought would be the best.. Apparently the Floggers arent theirs, so we had to go with something else! We now have a body harness that I want to bid on! While they were getting everything ready to go I happened to mention that they should come to the Event, and that perhaps they could do something in the talent show! You know, whip someone up.. that kinda thing! We get back to the Office and not even 2 hours later there is a call for me, its the owner, and she says that we need to go back over to the shop! I grab the students and we get there and she introduces us to her DOM!! yes, dominatrix! HOLY CRAP!! she says she would love to do something in our show, but she is going to need someone to "take her wrath" of course knowing the audience we are catering to, I said it had to be one of the girls... I looked over at the one student that fell in love with the Gold flogger and said she would love to do it!!!!

I am excited to say.. at the Fundraiser, my little nurse student will be bending over and taking one for the team! LMAO! Oh I love my job!

Funniest thing ever!

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To Go or Not to Go

Thanksgiving... What a wonderful time of year! The time spent with Friends,and Family! Its a hoot! Well, most people say it is, I think im in a different place about it. This year, it was the decision, am I thankful enough to shell out $150 to hop a bus for 3 hours, tell my family Im not thankful for them, eat almost nothing because its going to be way too high in fat for my diet, and then come home? I was thinking of ways to make it better, like spending time with my boyfriend, but no.. he has to spend time with his family and Im not invited! GUESS WHY! He isnt out... Oh how fun for me! So much for having the dreaded in laws! I would rather be thankful for sitting home alone with a bottle of wine and a few good movies..

Love

Some guys don't know what is Love or Lust.
Let me be the one to tell you:
Lust is when you love what you see and Love is when you lust for what's inside.
Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late.

The Life and Times

Hello again everyone! I have been a very busy boy, and been ignoring my blog for quite some time now! *slaps on the hand* But Now I AM BACK! I know I said that last post.. but now I am in a position that I think I need to start sharing again before I go insane!

Since the last time I had posted things have changed up quite a bit! I am no longer working at the Homeless shelter, it turns out that a Christian shelter is no place for a fag... At least that is what I was told my numerous co workers... But you know, life has a funny way of doing things! As all the issues were coming up at work (being told all gay people were molested as children and enjoyed it, and that I was living a life of sin with everything I did) a position became available at a local GLBTQ centre I was volunteering for! I applied and am now running the Centre! Its amazing! I work with so many different people and I am learning so much! The whole alphabet soup thing with the GLBTTTIQQA, I have meetings just like everyone else, but mine are with Royalty! Drag Queens and Kings,and learning how to be a man from all the bull dyke's!

All I have to say is thank god they are around, I had to build something the other day!

Im thinking it might be fun to blog all the interesting things that happen to me at work! Watch out for another day in the Life!