I couldnt think of anything to write, but I know how lojo depends on me and my interesting stories... so here's a little story about how my week went..
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ok I dont remember much, other than I got my nipples stretched! WOOT! Up two gauges! Let me tell you people... If you are ever thinking about getting it done... it hurts LIKE A MOFO!!!!! I almost threw up.. speaking of pain and throwing up, it turns out I have a stomach infection! I dont know what is wrong with me! Im getting broken and sick, Im never this hard up! Thursday night my man decided we should hang out, seeing how he was going to be gone for a week (sob) so.. we went to WEM! (the worlds biggest mall sucks when you live here, forgive me for not doing my white girl giggle and clap) Anywho, I spent like $600.00 on clothes.. mostly a coat that I am in love with and a pink... yes I say PINK cashmere sweater! for the love of god! Well half way through our spree I started to get dizzy, and burning up.. Not like the Johnas Brothers, but fever wise.. By the time we had gotten back to C`s house I was red as a pepper and he couldnt even hold his hand to my face for more then 2 min`s. We (and by this I mean he) decided that we shouldnt "do anything" so to sleep we went! The alarm clock went off at like 6:30am, and I was feeling better, and had no fever so I broke into his bathroom with a coat hanger and joined him in the shower! I had to hurry because I was meeting my two students downtown for a coffee before we went for our mani's and pedi's! After my non-fat mocha my stomach started to hurt like a bitch, but do you think that was going to stop me from my day at the spa.. hells no! so like a trooper I went and enjoyed my pampering.. after our 3 hours at the spa we decided we were hungry so we should go for lunch! After pounding back a burger and onion rings.. I was feeling even worse! Went back to the office and after about an hour I decided to go home! That night the pain got so bad I went to the Emergency room and after 5 hours decided the hell with it and went home.. Saturday morning I was supposed to be leaving for the weekend off to the Mountains but I woke up to the shooting pains again! Anyways, long story short.. still in pain, b/f is gone for a week.. and stretching your nipples sucks....
6 comments:
first of: hooters getting stretched... ouch..
2: Is it pink or salmon colored? lol
3: yes, WEM sucks. Except for the rides. And all the restaurants. It would be cool if you and your friends were the only ones there having a shopping spree and everything was on sale.
4. Sounds like you caught something... I was down for 2 weeks.
5. I read the coat hanger thing too fast and thought you put it in your bf. I was doing a WHOA did I just read that.... now re-read check.
6. I thought the picture was not of a nipple.
1) yes, but they are better now, and I love the bigger rings.. makes me feel more butch.
2) Its more salmon, thank you for pointing that out.. I should of put up a picture to clarify.
3) Maybe if you could shop on rolly chairs, to the wonderful sound of a JT song.. lojo and I would have a hoot
4) I went to the Dr. it turns out I have a stomach infection, and it is caught via virus.. the pills are helping now that Ive learned I wont die from high dosage.
5) Yeah.. somthing else was in him though *he he DIRTY*
6) Yes, yes the picture is a nipple, and no it is not mine.. However I dont think I would complain if a naked dude was pulling mine!!!
7) thanks for the great comment!
You gay boys and your nipple piercings. Please explain this phenomenon.
Yeah, I third the notion of WEM sucking. There are stores in there that I dig, but the amount of aimless walking is ridiculous. Although I agree that combining JT and rolly chairs would greatly improve the experience.
I hope you feel better soon, homie!
Get yours done and then ask why we do it! OMG its like little rings of heaven when someone plays with them!
The chest area pierced....muhahaha ouch. Janet Jackson can rock it... however I like wearing clothes that don't show the whole she-bang so I must hold back. ALLLLLthough.... Men with their woo-haa's pierced that's pretty hot, at least I guess until you're about 55 years old and it all just makes you pee out of about 3 holes instead. The ultimate in sexiness lol.
p.s It sucks that WEM doesn't let you rent the strollers unless you have kids. I've tried :(
#5 is okay, but with a coat hanger makes me cringe and other odd things haha
I think my boobises are too sensitive for piercings. In my experience/ discussion with others, boys seem to dig aggressive nipple play more.
Agreed with the coat hanger cringing, Chandra. Very abortion-esque.
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