Why is it that women think gay men have no boundaries? I mean.. The past week has been pretty crazy.. I am saying things I never thought I would ever say in my life!
"are your boobs real? they're huge"
"no, they are new.. wanna feel them?"
"Sure!"
OMG! I think I have touched more boobs this week than any straight man I know! And dont even get me started on dancing! GOOD LORD! If you dont let hetero men all up in there why in hell would you try and make a gay guy?! YUCKYYYYY!!! Im going to start having nightmares about the pork taco!!! And, I would like to take this time to clear the air about some things...
FAG-HAG = A woman who clings to a gay man, to bring excitement into her life, who needs to lose more than a few pounds and probably shaves everyday!
FAG-SESSORY = A woman who has style, like a murse, we carry you around with us, use you to flaunt our talents, and to bag the guy we want.. You could totally go out on your own, we just have so much fun that you dont.
I have no FAG HAGS in my life.. They tend to drag you down!
1 comment:
Mwuahaha! Pork taco nightmares... I never understood the girls who rape gay men on the dance floor.
My only concern is that I shave everyday. But I like to think that I rock the jean jacket so well that it cancels out the speedy regrowth.
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