Family Matters... Or maybe they dont

Since my wonderful experience at home for thanksgiving I decided I was going to stay in the City, and be alone this Holiday season.. My aunt has a problem with this.. she is freaking out! Saying how Im dissing my whole family, and am trying to avoid her! Its to the point now that I have her blocked.. Im not going to put up with her shit!

On a brighter note.. my little cousin from BC is going to fly over to spend a week with me.. he doesn't get along with his family and it seems Im the only one he is willing to talk to! So he is asking his parents for a flight to see me for x-mas! We will have to see if he will be here in time for my work x-mas party and how much he can drink! haha... Oh my.. Im soooo going to hell!

Gimme Gimme Jen, Gimme, Gimme Jen

On my way to work today I decided to call up my cellular provider to see what was going on since I noticed they had changed their plans up quite a bit.. and I got a wonderful little gem called unlimited Long Distance in Canada!!! So I decided to call my peep up in NS.. Well.. it has been in the works for quite a while now that she was coming here for new years, and we were going to party like its 1999... Well.. that was until today, when she informed me that she might not be able to because she has to leave on the 2nd!!!

J- Yeah.. I dont know if its going to work

W- WHAT! are you serious.. you cant do this to me.. I was soo excited, I had like pre ejaculatory fluid pumping out!

J- *laughing* HAHA, eww

W- Im serious.. the thought of partying with you made me wet.. I dont know what Ill do if you ditch me.. Ill start to chafe.. I cant do that! with out wetness It will be all sandpaperish!!

J-*laughs even more* Oh my.. I couldnt do that! Blue Ball a friend!

W- Not only that, I would have nothing to do! I would sit in a corner singing Britney Spears, but instead of the Regular lyrics it would be "gimme gimme JEN, gimme gimme gimme JEN.. or maybe Jen-a-nizer Jen-a-nizer oh your a Jen-a-nizer" It would be horrible!

J-*spits up a little bit with a laugh that now sounds a little like a snort*

W- Im serious.. you cant do that to me!

J-Ok, Ill come.. I dont want you to resort to that! I mean Blue Balls, Dry Genitals, and Britney remixes... that would be the worst New years Ever!

W- Thanks.. I knew I could count on you!!

OMG, I have the greatest friends a gal could ask for!

Exposing myself?

and i said that right before the rihana played, you were like "i'm so tired" then right away you grabbed me and said "WE'RE DANCING" then i said something about you would have thought it was Britney, and you said "if it was Britney, not only would we have been dancing, but 'i would have taken my pants off'"



HAHA!!! My friend said I said this.. I dont think Im that Gay, but perhaps....

Code HOMO

My room mate and I were walking home from coffee lastnight, and we realized we dont really talk at home when her dad is visiting (he is old and hates the gays) so we decided we would come up with codes for the boys we are seeing/interested in so we knew what we were talking about and he would be none the wiser...


So in out lingo,

Right now, Im totally watching Married with Children, but the clicker wont work, and Im getting sick of reruns.. Im thinking this may be a new episode, but for some reason Missing was on lastnight, so Im thiking suvivor might be taking over and someone is getting kicked off the island....

Its about time someone speaks up

This guy is an amazing speaker.. I was moved that someone could care this much about the Proposition 8 Issue going on in the states... If you aren't familiar with it, gay marriage was passed, and now has been taken away... Its Sick....

Gay From 6 Blocks Away

I have been talking to a few guys lately, and there is this one that I have been messaging alot.. well we havent really met up, Ive been busy or had plans.... He has asked me out about 5 times, so last night around 1030pm he texted me and said he was out for a drive... and I asked if he was in my area of the city, and if he wanted some company... He said sure so I did the responsible thing and walked like 10 blocks away from my house and had him meet me there. First he got lost so Im giving him directions on my phone, 15 to 20 min later he pulls up.. It had just started to snow, and I was covered.. I jumped into his SUV and we pulled off.. Went to Tim Horton's got ourselves a coffee, and then I gave him a tour of the city! He is a cutie!!! Im excited we are getting together again today, a little earlier though!

Now to make this post interesting I should tell you about this other guy.. He is Queerer than a $3 bill... Dude is so gay you could tell from 6 blocks away, he raises birds.. and is just overall a creepy type person.. we went on one date and now he thinks we are a couple... I have managed to avoid him for 3 days now.. other than like the 50 calls and voice mails.. Bla.. I think I might change my number, other than he knows where I work...

Lord help me....

TAXI!!!!

I went into work today to get a little work done, but before heading out this morning my room mate and I had decided perhaps we should use our fridge as more than an art piece in our kitchen.. Well I got a little side tracked and time got away from me, so instead of taking the bus, I decided to call a cab!

15 min later a white van pulls up (I hate taking the van cabs.. makes me feel like a loser) and I hop in the front seat (back seat = more of a loser) After telling him where I needed to go, he starts driving and then asks me if I was opening up a store.. or what the Building I came out of was all about... HAHA! Awkward!! the easiest way to confuse people is saying its a "Centre for Sexual Minorities" but no... this guy wouldnt leave it alone.. So I break out the "its a centre for th Gay, lesbian, bi, trans, and Queer community"... he sits there for a min with out saying anything and adds that he has seen trannies before but only on TV!

I told him that Alberta has the highest rate of Trans people seeing how we are the only province that covers the Surgery.. and he was baffled!

He then goes on to tell me this story!

"When I was little in Uganda, I met a Prophet and he told us his story. When he was 19 he went to the well in his village to get water, as he looked into the well he fell asleep and fell into the well.. When he woke up he had drifted down a river, but something was different! He was no longer man, she was now a woman... and a beautiful woman at that! all the men wanted to get with her. after a few years she met a man and married! They had children, but to her it always felt weird because on the inside she knew she was a man! One day many years later the woman went to the river to gather some water and once again fell asleep! This time drowning.. She woke up to find herself back at the well as a 19 year old boy! He went back to his village and everyone was so surprised to see him! it had been 25 years that he was missing..."

Anywho... It was cool.. he was a cool old man! Had some good views on life!

Random Thoughts and Fun Times

So my friend T-Dot and I were talking today about all the crazyness goin on in our lives and how we now both have leather harnesses.. well we have come up with the great idea to drive 4 hours to spend a weekend in Calgary and go to the Eagle (its a sketch leather gay bar) anywho.. we were talking about it and how his friend works for a hotel line and she could get us a cheap room.. well, I would rather not see him banging someone he meets at the bar, so I suggested 2 rooms.. when this came up he didnt know if it was possible for his friend to do so! so I suggested finding a cheap place to stay anyways..

Then this Gem came into my mind...


A run down hotel is like a guest book, but instead of signatures in a book its stains on the sheets!

OMG! its art.. Im telling you!

I should sell that to someone for a song or some shit!

I Think Im In love!!!!!

OMG! ok.. so.. my friends figured I was wallowing in self pity for long enough, they decided I needed to get out and have some fun for Halloweeen! soooo.. We went to this new gay Bar Play.. and I must say, I had fun... Be it the 2 shots I had at dinner and the 12 bottles of Smirnoff ice.. I was letting loose..

Well, I was on the dance floor, enjoying myself, but not enough to spill my drink when all of a sudden it happened.. Its like it came from the heavens, the crowd moved, I got an open area on the dance floor and On came Annie Lennox Little Bird!


MY GOD! ME AND THIS WOMAN WERE MEANT TO BE!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIIudD44o58